jonachoo

a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer

trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! eauh! (thud)

by Owltalon September 6, 2007

jonalker stalker

A fugly boy that follows Little flat chested girls to get approval from very horney friends. Every hates him!! All girls run away when they see him because he is so ugly and has pimples all over his face and uses girls make up to cover them up to get the little girls attention!!

tom: omg that guy is following that little girl!
Bob: yah he must me a jonalker stalker!

by Jdgt December 24, 2008

Joneck

Noun /ʤɔ nɛk/: A rolled marijuana cigarette.

- Eww, who passed me the moist joneck?!

- Which of you limpdicked posers rolled this ugly ass joneck? I bet it was you, Scott!

- Quite the smoothly rolled joneck!

- Go go go, a joneck on the down low.

by Chr1s R0s3v4ll3y July 12, 2017

Jonake

(het; m; meervoud: Jonakes)

1: Een perfect plan bedenken, maar het niet uitvoeren

"Gast als wij dat niet proberen doen we een Jonake."
"U plan was zo perfect dat was een Jonake"

by FashiDictionary February 24, 2019

jonjack

Greek god of chunk

He’s so chunky he could be jonjack

by Juan cesar July 20, 2019

jonckheer

A queer young lady who has talents in grabbing mega cock. Also hits that juul every five minutes. Fucking cunt.

Yooooo Jonckheer nibbling on Aj’s dick hair
Jonckheer WHADDA you doin in my bed

by JuzerTheAbuser August 31, 2019

jonac

I’m the only person on earth with this name :/

Jonac was forgotten

by Kodakjonac November 19, 2020