Johner

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!

by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

johners

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022

Jahsere

Jahsere is a BITCH ASS NIGGA. He does not know how to listen. He could be right in front of you and not here a word he says. He's really anti-social and shy. However behind closed doors he can be really talkative and annoying. He is a really smart guy but can act like a complete dumb ass. His farts smell like death, lemme tell you!!!

Classmate: Hey Jahsere!
Jahsere: ...

by JKIFYB May 20, 2020

jonser

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008

jonser

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

Johbert

Noun.
A person carrying an open mind and deep thinking.
A natural born leader and achiever.

That's a great idea! You think like a johbert.

by John Awake June 10, 2021