Joonas-Marjut is a fictional character who may become middle-aged in the future, a caricature of a high-speed and high vocal promoter of cycling. Joonas-Marjut is like Barbie or Marlboro man dressed in lycra, a figure recognized by everyone, but completely imaginary. The Karen of spandex world.
Joonas-Marjut complains to the mayor that there is too steep an uphill or too tight turn in the bike lane.
Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
by cyclingwithoutbrakes May 11, 2022
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Joonas, a typical finnish name for a boy/man. Usually a guy who is below average height but compensates on that by scoring above average in iq tests. He's kinda attractive but still probably a babyface in his 20s. Also somewhat racist.
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He is a really smart boy, and is a really populair boy.
Joonas has to know what he really wants to do in life, and with who he wants to be friends with. He only wants to hangout with people if he likes them at that moment.. but he has to know that you have to be real with your friends and be with them when they need you.
He is a really smart boy, and is a really populair boy.
Joonas has to know what he really wants to do in life, and with who he wants to be friends with. He only wants to hangout with people if he likes them at that moment.. but he has to know that you have to be real with your friends and be with them when they need you.
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Get the johnason mug.A generally good looking fella whos always happy and cheerful.Sometimes smart sometimes dumb but always a goofy person.
He will bright up your day and make you feel comfortable.Once you get to know him he will aleays help you and be there for you.
He likes to play on the computer and talk to friends.He does some sport and is generally a very happy person to be around.
He will bright up your day and make you feel comfortable.Once you get to know him he will aleays help you and be there for you.
He likes to play on the computer and talk to friends.He does some sport and is generally a very happy person to be around.
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