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It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.
Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"
by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011
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John's river face

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To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.
RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006
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Johnny's Grandaddy Kush.

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Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.
Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."
by GDKMan May 10, 2011
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St. John's College

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St. John's college is one of the oldest colleges in the United States. The college has two campuses, on in Maryland and one located in Arizona. The college is famous for it's Great Books curriculum and it's emphasis on the liberal arts. Also, everyone does the exact same major and no one at the college seems to think that's weird.

Students at St. John's at called johnnies and they do not have professors. Instead they have tutors. A St. John's tutor is normally very much like a St. John's student; highly intellectual, quirky, eccentric and either a pot smoker, a regular smoker or a drinker.

Basically if you go to this school you really love old books about old dead people and are the epitome of the intellectual. You probably like tea and mythology too.

St. John's has no test, just oral examinations.

A large percentage of students from St. John's are also admitted to grad school. The ones who do not attend grad school try and find jobs with their liberals arts degrees. So they join the peace corps and shit like that. Or just marry another Johnnie.

If you want to attend St. John's, keep in mind that although they have very high averages for test scores and the like, the admissions committee basically admits you on your essays alone. Everything is secondary.
"Hey, you go to St. John's College?"
"Yeah."
"You like it?"
"Well...like is a relative term...but assuming you're using the same definition I am, which here we shall say means looking fondly upon my experience as a student up until this point, yes."
"Uhm, what are you talking about?"
*gives dirty look*

Girl Jonnie: Hey! Wanna talk about books!"
Boy Jonnie: YES I LOVE THEM
Girl Jonnie: Socrates or Nabakov?
Boy Jonnie: I have an erection
by Sillysillygirl April 11, 2010
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Johnny's entertainment

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A Japanese managin company for only guys, formed in 1963. Johnny's Entertainmen is formed by Johnny Kitagawa, who never gives pictures and nobody knows how he looks like. He is rumoured of harassing some of the boys under the company.

Johnny's Jrs. are trainees who haven't debuted yet. They perform covers of their seniors songs on Shounen Club (Boy's Club) as "training". They also act as back up dancers for the groups that have already debuted.

JE's idols do acting, singing, hosting shows and modeling.
Apparently some of the guys don't know how to sing nor dance. Still they sale better than some other artists who are really gifted in singing.
Johnny's Entertainment guys can't sing but they do look good.
by heyIhatesohee January 13, 2008
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John's Revenge

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John's Revenge is a mass site that exploits his ex girlfriend, Julie. To see the explicit videos, one must send the link to others, creating a mass chain of embarrassment for Julie. It's highly recommended that you avoid this website.
John's Revenge.
by Super Man That October 18, 2008
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