Johnson

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.
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Johnson

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.
" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
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Johnson

A word that describes absolutely anything
"That johnson over there looks like a good place to eat"
(In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"
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Johnson

Dude I just johnsoned.

I johnson and drive all the time.

He just out-johnsoned me!

She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.
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Johnson

His Johnson was hanging out
The baby showed everyone his johnsom
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Johnson

Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage
My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin
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Johnson & Johnson

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
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