jonish

A new form of religion in which you worship the Jonas Brothers unconditionally.

"Dude, I'm totally converting to Jonishnism."

by K&C January 19, 2008

Jahnisha

a very good friend. people often see her as distant or a person who likes to be alone. she loves the dark edgy style but has a big warm heart. she has many friends, but only a few good friends. she is constantly putting other people’s happiness before her’s. she is often sad, but good friends are always there to cheer her up. she does not like fake people and will only befriend you if you are as real as her. usually a girl with bright red hair that reflects her personality. jahnisha is so smart, but denies it.

person 1: who’s that hot ranga over there?
person 2: oh that’s jahnisha

by andioopsksksksksksksksksksksks September 7, 2019

Johnisbetterthanyou

John Is better than everyone else in this group chat. You all suck. John is the one true God. Kneel. Kneel before John.

Johnisbetterthanyou

by SomewhatJohn December 19, 2016

johnithin

Straight savage; knows a lot of street smarts. Drug lord

That nigga johnithin is lit asf

by Lil_sav ak May 18, 2018

johniesha

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.

“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“

by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

johnieheren

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside

Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

by teabaggingshitword March 10, 2020

Johnism

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.

Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular

by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021