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John Denver syndrome

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John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.
Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.
by Eptin October 20, 2007
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John Mulaney syndrome

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Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
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John Wayne Syndrome

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A state of mind of new gun owners which the individual perceives that they are the roughest, toughest, badass that walked the streets. Though in reality, they are just lonely people that have low self-esteems. Because without the gun they are nothing, nor have anything else to offer to society. In other words, they're just a pussy with a gun. Typically intelligent individuals will grow out of it within a few months to maybe a few years. However, the less intelligent tend to remain in that state of mind for almost their whole lives. This is more common in the older population than the younger.
It's obivous that person who owns that AR from Bushmaster still has the "John Wayne Syndrome." I can tell because of his lack of safe weapon handling and limited knowledge of firearms that is not with in the name of Bushmaster.
by Kram N July 18, 2011
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John Lennon Syndrome

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Usually an older person. One who, when younger, engaged in the exact opposite of what he talks about and believes now. Former Libertarian now Liberal and anti-gun (even though once owned half a dozens or so), blames the NRA for gun violence (former NRA member), former Che Guevara shirt wearer in University until he got older and realized he wasn't all that cool, a Marxist who denies he is one, a heavy consumer of all things manufactured when young but who now has become more frugal and now says that consuming has caused Global Warming (now Climate Change and soon to become Global Cooling, again),, etc. I could go on, but why? In short, he's a HYPOCRITE who now bad mouths the very things he used to do when young and who doesn't want the younger generations to live as he did when younger.
Wow, how he's changed. Sort of like the turnaround of John Lennon after he met Yoko Ono. Indeed he now suffers from JLS (John Lennon Syndrome)
by SLiderHeadd July 8, 2016
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John Conn Syndrome

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is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!
So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
by danny macky March 1, 2013
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John Bain Syndrome

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When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021
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John Roblox Syndrome

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John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
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