English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.
Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
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"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
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Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
Get the Johannes Gutenberg mug.Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
by SMU1234 June 6, 2020
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Get the Johanne mug.Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.
Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!
She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!
She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
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