Jog on

An insult, meaning 'fuck off'; from the British film "The Football Factory"

One of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. Now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who'd actually seen the movie.

"Jog on you muggy little cunt!"

by therealrichieedwards January 7, 2006

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 February 2, 2008

Jog Boy

A jog boy is a person who does extremely zoggish things. Sometimes he likes to put longboard trucks and wheels ona regular skateboard because he thinks it is "savage". He also likes to sit in front of the computer and play "Wolf Team" all day in hopes of getting paid for playing it. Another definition would be a young teen who likes to play with his dog cooper and getting extremely "physical" sometimes resulting in the "red rocket" or the "lipstick". Sometimes he puts this "lipstick" on his lips....literally.

"Brooks is such a Jog Boy."
"I know, he jacks off coop all day!"

by The anit-zog January 27, 2009

Jog On

Another term for go away

If you don't like me or something I'm doing well it's best you JOG ON

by Steele11 January 30, 2017

Jog on

It means "fuck off" if somone is doing your nut in

jog on or im gonna do you in

by Ragnor1337 August 12, 2011

jog through the fog

snorting a line of cocaine and then immediately ripping a fat bowl of cannabis.

I’mma take a jog through the fog. Line me up while I pack a bowl.

by occupationother February 25, 2019

Jog the Dog

To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.

The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;

1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.

2. You're Horny.

3. You're Bored.

4. Your both bored AND horny.

5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.

6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.

Looks like Kevin is off to Jog the Dog!

by Beta House December 9, 2008