gobstopperhead

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage

anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?

by rob grant March 21, 2007

gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.

"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*

by [HERULES] January 11, 2008

Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.

Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

gobstopper

when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL

she gave me a gobstopper

by bob January 26, 2005

Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens

by Anonymous November 1, 2003