jebroni

A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time.

Kid 1: Hey you see that guy

Kid 2: You mean Dave?

Kid 1: Yeah he wears to much A&F

Kid 2: Oh Yeah he is a jebroni, no doubt about it.

by John Stienman August 5, 2008

Crony Jabroni

noun
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.

This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.

by DK_Able March 26, 2023

Jibronie

it's what you would call a person who is a corn dog , or idiot . The type of person that tags along following the main popular guy , always supporting the main popular girl/ guy regardless of whatever stupid thing they may do.

Tupacs sidekick in poetic justice.

by Lisa A. February 16, 2005

Joebroni

One who is always wrong. This individual faces constant roasts from their acquaintances and those who they hardly know. Commonly found ingesting fecal matter from the sphincter of gross humans

Wrong again! You are such a Joebroni. Roasted, this level!

by MRSA Man April 18, 2011

Stoney Jabroni

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Jabroni

Used by Mac in Always Sunny. Badass word. A piece of shit. A loose end. And a complete moron.

Mac: We're like a couple jabronis here without skates on.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.

by PrinceRoshambo May 18, 2021

jabronics

Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.

"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."

by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008