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Jobany

He might be annoying but he cares a lot for the people that are with him he might be an asshole that screams and doesn’t care for anyone but himself ... he’s a great leader figure and he tries to make people happy when he can’t make himself happy tries his best make everyone around him happy and joyful he gives you advice when you need it and he is a shoulder when you need one
Jobany is such an ass
by Xxx_lil69bli_xxx June 4, 2018
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jobhair

A term coined by Raf Fagsmith, the legendary 18th century explorer, used to describe the coats of grizzly bears he encountered while pioneering the Westcoast of what is now U.S.A. The term combines words from two different cultures; the now archaic European insult "Jew Bear", and the Native American legend Jubhair
"Jobhair... Finest fur this side of the atlantic"
-- Richard Nixon
by Baggage Rash June 7, 2004
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jobag

"Here love throw that jobag on me, I'm gonna fire it up your hoop tonight."
by AngryCabbage February 26, 2008
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Jorahaly

An exceptional being who has mastered the art of swordplay, conquered the world of demons, and a hit with all the ladies.
That guy is such a Jorahaly!

My penis is a Jorahaly.
by TheGreatCereal May 20, 2009
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Jobars

In game when you jump off the map, hiccup or have no idea what you're doing.
Person 1: Dude I pulled a Jobars.

Person 2: Thats a feels bad Mate.
by Up thinking at 3am June 22, 2018
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Jorah Lali

a dummy dum who plays hockey and lacrosse and has an unhealthy anime obsession
"Bro you're being such a Jorah Lali right now"
by Yellow Jelly February 15, 2022
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Jibrael

Epitome of stealth, speed, agility, cunning, and survivability. Jibraels are the guerrilla war-machines. They are masters of any and all weapons they can get their hands on. Masters of the art of stealth, they will relentlessly stalk their prey until it makes a fatal mistake and leaves an opening large enough for the Jibrael to take advantage of. They are predators akin to wolves and leopards; Utterly feral and brutally pragmatic in combat despite being given a human form. If ever there was game-breaking assassin that everyone, it would be the Jibrael.
Civil War.

You are on the side that Jibraels are known to oppose.

A large-scale firefight has erupted in the National Wildlife Reserve.

You were assigned to lead a squadron and sent there as reinforcements.

It's a long ride. The armored car parks near friendly territory, a few meters from base camp.

You and your squadron move toward base camp. Your communications device rings. You are instructed to leave the Second-in-Command in charge of leading the squadron to base camp, and to branch of and to investigate a suspected hidden Jibrael camp.

You order them to keep moving and go investigate the coordinates you were given.

It was a false lead. Nothing there but trees, trees, trees, and the occasional tree stump.

You hurry back to the base camp.

Once you get there, you stare in shock.

The entire camp filled with blood and corpses of your allies. Supplies raided. Weapons raided. Communication constructs destroyed.

"Jibrael" you say in your mind as the fear dawns on you

Overtaken by fear, you run back the way you came...only this time, you fall into a man-sized pit full of spikes and poisonous snakes.
by Johnny Valdez February 8, 2012
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