jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

jobey

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

by sandikun December 4, 2019

Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

by The Molly's April 29, 2021

jobbytan

Noun/Adjective: Jobby, Scots English, meaning fecies or shite. Tan, referring to the pigmentation process of turning skin (in this case anything) from white to brown. Jobbytan usually refers to the state of ones underpants or as an insult and can commonly be used in friendly conversation.

"Nice jobbytan you've got there."-Insult
"Hey jobbytan, Hows it going?"-Friendly/Jovial
"He's a jobbytan."-Insult

by FreeStyler177 April 2, 2006

Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.

Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."

by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009

Jaboy

First person singular ("I") slang for "your boy". Pronounced like ju in junk and boy.

David: You really for an intense game of tennis, Oliver?
Oliver: Jaboy was born ready.

by Oliver Guzman April 9, 2013

jobbylicious

A taste in which tastes extremely bad but you get totally addicted to the taste until you eat too much of that thing and eventually die.

'URGH' that food was really jobbylicious...but...I WANT MORE!!!

by speedyweasel April 26, 2011