by Odio November 9, 2017
Get the joakim nilssonmug. The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009
Get the Joakim Noahmug. the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.
by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011
Get the Joakim Noahmug. 1)A Singapore idol contestant who sailed through to top 5 without any talent, kicking the bests singers off the coompetition.
2)Noise pollution
3)Signifies the need for ear muffs.
4) Musically disabled person.i.e no musical talents
2)Noise pollution
3)Signifies the need for ear muffs.
4) Musically disabled person.i.e no musical talents
1) Joakim Gomez is still in the competition despite the judges telling him to allow his voters to make a dignified exit.
2) Mum was screaming again. "Could you please stop that Joakim Gomez!!!"
3) If you do a Joakim again, Ill have to sell you an ear muff!
4) "A Joakim cannot take part in SINGING competition!!" said Tina angrily, while throwing eggs at a wannabe Joakim.
2) Mum was screaming again. "Could you please stop that Joakim Gomez!!!"
3) If you do a Joakim again, Ill have to sell you an ear muff!
4) "A Joakim cannot take part in SINGING competition!!" said Tina angrily, while throwing eggs at a wannabe Joakim.
by fujiofujiko September 15, 2008
Get the joakim gomezmug. by Joakim da Saxy December 12, 2016
Get the Joakim johanssonmug. The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve an "important" problem, this idea actually ruins everything.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.
The moment somebody comes up an idea to put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is considered A "Joakim" Moment
by 3FAS April 24, 2025
Get the A "Joakim" Momentmug. Oofern that Joakim, he is so trained!
by XXXminecraftion October 11, 2018
Get the Joakimmug.