Joakim

A boys name, usually from Scandinavia. If he is not ginger, he is not a real Joakim.

Dad : He is ginger!
Mom : You know we have to call him Joakim.

by ginger_cunt February 14, 2019

Joakim

Joakim is a very interesting person. He often likes to consume idiotic knowledge about things that has no value in society. He might be a gloomy boy, but he won't bite. Maybe you are lucky when you meet him on the street because then you can see him stare into your soul with his giant eyes. He won't lie, and he will tell you things that are the truth, even though the truth might hurt.

Girl: "He is so wierd, his big gloomy eyes stared right through me!"
Girl: "I thought this dress looked good on me, but Joakim said that it looks like shit and i should kill myself"

by DiabetesWatcher96 August 8, 2022

Joakim Brodén

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass

Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén

by Haha funne January 3, 2021

Joakim Lundell

Joakim Lundell AKA "Jocke" is the king, the legend, the meaning in life. His half sister from spain whos name is Hoes, he loves her so much he tattooted "I LOVE HOES" on his arm.

"did you see when Joakim lundell dropped Lunabelle in the stairs" "Joakim lundells wife Jonna is so cool"

by Jockes wife Jonna November 30, 2021

joakim nilsson

Cant get it up

Cant get it up when sexy time Joakim nilsson

by Odio November 9, 2017

Joakim Noah

The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!

by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009

Joakim Noah

the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.

Joakim Noah is the biggest pain in the ass to ever play basketball

by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011