Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007
Get the jizzum mug.Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.
In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.
Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.
Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.
In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.
Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.
Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.
At the dinner table: Honey, can you please pass the Soy Jizzum?
At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.
At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?
At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum
At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.
At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?
At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum
by BeeJazzee April 30, 2010
Get the Soy Jizzum mug.A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.
Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....
by NB27 June 17, 2008
Get the Jizzum Tree mug.by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008
Get the jizzum bomb mug.some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person
a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz
by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008
Get the jizzum cloth mug.Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008
Get the Jizzum Squirt mug.After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.
by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014
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