jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

jizzcough

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session

She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.

by dopiwan November 14, 2011

jizzmould

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

Jizzhowley

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzbonanza

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

by vgrd January 3, 2011