jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizztastrophe

The simultaneous ejaculation of at least 17 penises in one, tiny room; normally aimed at the face of a young, willing whore who is starving for attention. A jizztastrophe has taken place when there is an abundance of sperm covering not only the face and body of the girl, but also the ceiling, the walls, and possibly the family dog. Jizztastrophes have ruined lives, destroyed homes, and ripped apart families.

When the FBI arrived, there was clear evidence of a jizztastrophe.

After the jizztastrophe, the whore was covered in so much semen it took the dog 9 hours to lick it off.

by l Ebola l August 11, 2009

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004

Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011