adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
by Headz September 13, 2003
The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.
by Joecracko December 03, 2009
A boy that cums in inconvenient places..
A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.
A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.
Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..
Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..
Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!
by Hot-Box October 17, 2009
by logjammin' May 04, 2010
by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003
Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.
Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?
Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!
Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 06, 2016