Jizzslinger

A general term used to enhance a statement.

you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?

by Shonsin January 18, 2013

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

Jizzifination

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.

Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

by Jizzifination for life dude January 22, 2011