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Jizzcost

Number of dollars spent per week on a girl divided by number of orgasms attained from said girl. For example if you spend $100 dollars week and you came 5 times FROM THE SAME GIRL that SAME week. Your Jizzcost is 20. The lower the Jizzcost the more financially sound your future may be.

Remember: It's similar to P/E Ratio. $$$/# of Orgasms.
"I know she is hot bro, but have you really analyzed your jizzcost with that girl?" Typically, Jizzcost can be very high for married guys. If you are DINKS your Jizzcost goes down but only if you have a joint account.
by Deltapirate March 20, 2013
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Jizzinitus

When a women is giving a man deep oral sex, and he ejaculates and his cum shoots down her windpipe into her lungs. This creates a terrible cough for the woman and may last for days
Damn that girl gives such good head, she got jizzinitus
by weswan August 18, 2016
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Jizzist

Anti jizz Scumbags that dislike the use, production, sale and discussion of jizz.
PushingRope: I fucking hate jizzists
Impact: Whats a Jizzist?
PushingRope: People that don't let me express my jizz freely
by Impact_Two February 14, 2023
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jizzumist

jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist
rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a jizzumist
by mattgc November 20, 2006
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Jizzinism

To jizz upon an object, and or person.
We had a huge jizzinism at the party
by jizznaster42 October 14, 2008
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jizzility

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.
"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013
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Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.
"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”
by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026
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