Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

dizzy jizzy

The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.

My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy

by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009

Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

Jizzax

To relax while jerking it.

"yo man, i'm gonna go jizzax"

by Jissee April 21, 2008

Jizzy G

When one combines both semen and New Belgium's Blue Moon to create a frothy beverage.

Jimmy had a tough day at work, blowing dudes all day and decided he needed a drink, he combined all of his leftover semen with a blue moon or two to cool down with a refreshing Jizzy G.

by Sasquatchisreal November 21, 2014