Jizzslinger

A general term used to enhance a statement.

you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?

by Shonsin January 18, 2013

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

jizzalicious

Jizzalicious - Is when the cum is actually nice or there is lots of it

Oh my god he came on me and it was Jizzalicious :)

by tomparry367 November 15, 2007

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

Jizzacino

An espresso based drink, made with steamed semen ('jizz') instead of milk. Often served with chocolate sprinkles.

The guy was an idiot so I gave him a jizzacino instead of the cappucino that he had asked for.

by StarbucksBarista March 26, 2009