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Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.
Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker
by p0rn December 9, 2008
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Jizzbucket

A common reference to a human race populant. Plural: Jizzbuckets.
"We are morbid Jizzbuckets who like to watch people's lives go down the toilet" - Jim Norton
by wildturkey February 20, 2013
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jizzjacker

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.
Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
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Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.
"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."
by Doctor_S September 1, 2009
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Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.
Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.
by cheech393 July 21, 2008
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Jizzcake

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)
Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019
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Jizznackered

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.
Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.
by cheech393 October 5, 2005
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