Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.

"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."

by Doctor_S September 1, 2009

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.

Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.

by cheech393 July 21, 2008

Jizzcake

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019

Jizzback

Whyen you see a girl that is soooo hot that you would just completely explode in wetness at the sight of her but you can't. So instead you just merely have the same feeling but keeping the jizz back...
hence Jizzback!

Jake: omg that girl is so fit!
Chip: JIZZBACK!
Jake: yeah totally man.

by Chipster22 May 17, 2010

jizzak

a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents

suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!

by jack nob January 17, 2005

Jizznackered

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.

Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.

by cheech393 October 5, 2005