Jasper

Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.

Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.

by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021

Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.

Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*

by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008

Jiseong

He’s the type of guy that is made out of boyfriend material. All parents love him and want him around. He will unlock the inner Korean within you and provide the relationship with lots care and attention.

Fuck Chad, get yourself a Jiseong.

The world doesn’t deserve Jiseong.

by anon1792649 January 28, 2021

Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being

Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.

by Lluciddreamz February 12, 2019

Jiper

Gods, if you do NOT know who Jiper is, GO read the HoO series, THEN, and only THEN will you become civilised.

We all know Percabeth, Caleo and Frazel.. Jiper is the FORMER ship name of Piper Mclean and Jason Grace, BUT THEY BROKE UP! WOE IS ME! And um.. Jason's um.. Dead.

Percy: AWWW, here comes JIPER!
Jason: ...
Piper: Um.. Jason
Jason: WHO's JIPER?
Piper: It's our ship name..
Jason:...
Percy: I dunno, Annabeth said it, I think it has to do with boats

by Emmdogmusicskillz November 21, 2018

jisexual

Being attracted to Stray Kids Han Jisung and only Han Jisung

You: I am jisexual.
Parents: What is that?
You: It means I like Han Jisung

by felixs furry bread December 18, 2020

jisselle

Jisselle is the definition of gorgeous. She’s very kind, caring and loving, but can be a powerful fire to play with when angry. She will always refuse help from everyone and anyone because she is too independent to ask. Jisselle will always know her worth, and will never sell herself short of anything in life. She’s definitely a ‘You only live once’ type of person. If you have a Jisselle in your life, protect her, love her, and do not lose her at all costs. She deserves the world and more.

Person 1: Man, I sure do wish I had a girl like that over there.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone wants themselves a Jisselle.
Person 1: What do I have to do to get a Jisselle?
Person 2: Pay her!

by Staks September 2, 2021