cricket me jimbers

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

jimmer

In basketball when someone makes a 30-40 foot 3 point jump shot.

A basketball shot way beyond the three point line.

.... if it wasnt for Tim making that jimmer to tie the game....

....holly crap he made that shot from jimmerland....

by coverit January 26, 2011

jimmer (jimma)

A derogatory term for a Caucasian landowning male.

Bill Clinton is my mother fucking jimmer (jimma)

by Sir Benzington January 4, 2012

Jimers

Another name for a type of toe fungus usually seen in elderly people

“Man that old lady in that hot tub had some nasty jimers”

by Soggiest B October 21, 2018

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

Jimmer

A joint (of Majiuana), typically larger then the usual everyday joint.

- Originated in the streets of Hinsdale, IL.

Hey man, want to roll a jimmer?

Hey man, did you guys really finish that whole jimmer?

Want to get jimmered?

by Nasty6969 April 28, 2013

Jimmer Range

Refers to a basketball with extreme 3 point range. Someone with Jimmer Range only shoots 3 pointers.

He has Jimmer Range, he never misses 3s!

by Hendrix315 January 11, 2012