Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014

jimmy johns

A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.

Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!

by lil jon April 10, 2005

Jimmy Johns

An orgasm in sandwich form.

This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.

by LaLaLlama88 July 28, 2011

Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson is the notorious YouTuber who is known for his iconic Cuphead Expert Series. He is also exceptionally known for playing FORTNITE.

That guy is a total Jimmy Johnson.

by Tyler1longlostbrother November 27, 2019

Jimmy Johnson

Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.

person 1: hey how are you
jimmy johnson: hey man, my name is jimmy johnson
person 1: nevermind.

by void_> April 26, 2023

jimmy johny

a new age word that needs to be used in the place of thingy or thing-a-magigy

He Brock can you had me that jimmy johny over there?

by 3k racer May 6, 2005

Jimmy Johnson

Nascar driver, also see cheater.

Jimmy Johnson is a cheater

by S Danny June 11, 2006