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Colonic Jihad

Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.
About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.
by Seyler-do August 12, 2011
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Jihane

Jihane or Jihène (pronouncing the letter H) is an Arabic name and Persian. This name (جيهان) signifies life on earth and it is common in all Arab countries especially Egypt. Formerly, in the classical Arabic language, it has been used with the pronunciation جيهان (Jaïhaen). This word probably borrowed from the Persian language could also be linked to various other Arabic words with the root JHN:

young
closer
color of the sky towards the end of the night.

In the Persian language, the word jahan (جهان), also used as a surname, means world or universe. Poetically, the Persian origin of the name might evoke the magnificence, the splendor and majesty that surrounds us.
by Jihane G May 15, 2010
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Jihan

A tough girl, a tomboy, ubreakable, unwilling to be defeated, always dominating, always getting what she wants because she defeats all of her rivals, a workaholic, stubborn, but fun, friendly, kind-hearted, love everything too deep, fool, laughter fills her life, smart
She’s so jihan
She’s tough
by Yafy November 3, 2018
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Jihan

...and he looked deeply into her eyes and said your my love my happiness my Jihan.
by her-prince February 4, 2010
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Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
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jihadrian

The worst gk to ever exist literally terrorises the lfc fanbase on a weekly basis
Jihadrian is at it again
by Heheimr&dumb November 4, 2020
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Jihadistan

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.
Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017
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