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Jihad

A typo for yeehaw. Basically, autocorrect fucked you over when you wanted to say yeehaw but it made you say jihad instead.
Person 1: Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhaaaaaaaadddddd, mate.
Person 2: Wtf is jihad?
Person 1: Oh shit, I meant to say yeehaw not jihad.
Person 2: Damnnn, did autocorrect fuck you over, again?
Person 1: Yeah, sadly. :(
Person 2: Well, at least that can be an inside joke now. :)
Person 1: True, true.
by Crusty Scrub July 5, 2019
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Jihad

I was just asking if he could spare a little cash and he done jihad my ass.
by derTeufel September 27, 2005
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Jihad

Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man
Jihad is a wonderful man
by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017
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Jihad

A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.
Hey Becky, have you seen this video? Rucka Rucka Ali: Al Qaedirection

Of course I have, I'm a Jihadi
by GrandmaDebra June 11, 2019
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Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable
If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.
by Connor Mason October 19, 2007
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Jihad

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!
by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003
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Jihad

Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.
White supremacists are sitting in the white house. Let's do Jihad against them peacefully.
by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019
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