hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing

oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber

by llooll May 14, 2009

Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.

Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."

by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013

Jibbergoon

1) A common slang phrase among the Xlangorion species of the planet 'Zenon' from the Nebulon Galaxy. The origin of the term is still unkown, but many Tawikologists suspect it to be created by some fucking retard alien who cnt speka nglish. Xlangorites can commonly be heard from miles away, saying "DBIJBERGOON", or some butchered version of Jibbergoon, but dey no kool, yo. Only the original northwestern Xlangorites knew the original pronunciation, but its hard to understand because the only recording is in slow motion. Xlangorites can often be seen falling off skateboards, snowboards, or anything else with a number of wheels higher they can count. Xlangorites are the dumbest species in the entire universe. Even dumber than the shit i just took.
2) What you skate, bitch.
3) Some random fucking skate shop in the middle of Pennsylvania that nobody knows/cares about.
4) Incomprehensible gibberish.

SKTAE BDGIJGRBERBOUUUN(Jibbergoon), BTZHC

by MATT TAWIKO O.O May 27, 2009

Jibblywiffers

A magical word which, when spoken, will cause the speaker to mysteriously turn into a banana. There is no scientific explanation Supporting this phenomenon. Many philosophers believe that the enchantment was created in the mid 1400's by the famous sorcerer lurblepurbins. Evidence suggests that the enchantment was created as a gift to the banana gods, Banano and Banani. According to ancient texts, the banana gods were unpleased by their gift, and as a punishment, they turned everyone in the entire kingdom of Gooplesmootz into bananas.

Billy: hey jimmy
Jimmy: what!
Billy: read what i wrote on the paper out loud
Jimmy: ok, jibblywiffers "poof"
Billy: hahaha, your a banana!
Jimmy: whoa, what happened?
Billy: i turned you into a banana!
Jimmy: please, turn me back!
Billy: id rather just eat you
Jimmy: nooo!
Billy: "eats jimmy"

by kruz williams March 20, 2017

jibber-jabber

1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently

Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

jibbery joo

Nonsensicale words: derived from "jibberish"

This first amendment sounds like a bunch of beaurocratic jibbery joo.

by why is everybodys name taken? April 28, 2006

jibber jabber

nonsensical talking

"Quit all that jibber jabber back there! I'm trying to be serious here"

by ErinCatherine October 30, 2008