Jetson

V.

When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.

My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...

by ninelives900 March 3, 2017

Turbo Jetson

Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.

"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"

by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009

jeysson

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants to get in he is in 7th grade and he might me a sarcastic asshole sometimes but he is also a very good friend and person to talk to.

Jeysson: yo man can I get your homework?

Friend of Jeysson's: Obviously!!

by Hhhbh September 27, 2017

Judy Jetson

Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".

Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.

by lunar shadows June 16, 2004

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009

jetsons

the moving runway in airports used to move you from terminal to terminal

After security, take the jetson past terminal B1 to terminal B3

by Lisa and Sydney June 12, 2004

A JETSON

An insult you call someone who is retarded piece of shit who actually ate a wet Jetson knowing what it is. they are often extremely smelly because they don't shower.

"Oi that guy looks like a Jetson don't you think?" "Yeah I have heard rumours that someone put a wet Jetson in the fridge and he actually ate it!" "SERIOUSLY that's fucked!"

by Dr P phile October 24, 2019