Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

Nimmy Jewtron

the best meme

¨Nimmy Jewtron is the best meme.¨

by YETI's dictionary May 31, 2018

jewtown

A very large, quiet suburb with big houses. Many people drive mercedez benzs. People have a lot of money (or at least talk like they do) but never seem to want to spend any money.

Welcome to Jewtown.

by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009

Jewtopia

A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.

Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)

by wootangclan December 29, 2007

Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

jeetwojee

it is the net version developed by Mr. Chinky© it is basically G2G (got 2 go)

hey i jeetwojee laters

by Mr. Chinky© July 2, 2004

Jestworthy

something that is worthy of laughing at, a statement or instance that deserves a hearty giggle.

Amar is running after a minibus full of children? How jestworthy

by Justiffication August 6, 2011