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Jealous Bitches

People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.
They're such jealous bitches, look at how they just dissed you on facebook! They sure showed us!
by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010
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Jeloseum

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
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Jello Biafra

Jello Biafra - n. Former singer for The Dead kennedys, political activist, charged along with The Dead Kennedys in 1985 for obscenity amongst the music hysteria created by The PMRC, owner of Alternative Tentacles records, spoken word artist, and 2000 Green Party presidential candidate.
"Damn, Jello was replaced by that talentless bitch Brandon Cruz!"

"Jello Biafra ripped Tipper Gore a new asshole on Oprah."
by DoobieEx February 8, 2004
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Jello Plan

The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.
Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.
by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011
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Jello Biafra

The lead singer of the bay area punk band, The Dead Kennedys, who's material included some of the most groundbreaking and intelligent music I have ever heard. This is because of Jello Biafra. That man is politically and intellectually informed. And funny while at it. Although the Dead Kennedys were during the Reagan era, his views still speak strong today, and today he works actively for change. Go research the guy, he OWNS YOU.
Jello Biafra for president...2012!!!!!!
(So I can vote for him then :)
by stray November 17, 2004
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Jellowear

The sticky jello attached to one's body after a heavy match of drunken jello wrestling.
Whoa! Did you see Jen's jellowear? That girl needs a shower!
by ellehcim1007 September 14, 2010
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jello jiggler

A person who takes pride in having sexual relations with a person whose fat rolls jiggle like jello during sex, walking, or any other physical activity.
Ryan: "Watch me make that jello jiggle"

Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"

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"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"

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"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"
by anonymous1001 March 27, 2008
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