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Jello Biafra - n. Former singer for The Dead kennedys, political activist, charged along with The Dead Kennedys in 1985 for obscenity amongst the music hysteria created by The PMRC, owner of Alternative Tentacles records, spoken word artist, and 2000 Green Party presidential candidate.
"Damn, Jello was replaced by that talentless bitch Brandon Cruz!"
"Jello Biafra ripped Tipper Gore a new asshole on Oprah."
"Jello Biafra ripped Tipper Gore a new asshole on Oprah."
by DoobieEx February 8, 2004
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Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.
by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011
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by stray November 17, 2004
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Get the Jellowear mug.A person who takes pride in having sexual relations with a person whose fat rolls jiggle like jello during sex, walking, or any other physical activity.
Ryan: "Watch me make that jello jiggle"
Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"
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"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"
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"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"
Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"
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"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"
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"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"
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