A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011
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Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.
by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008
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Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.
Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.
by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007
Get the jewbaggery mug.An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.
Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.
Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.
Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...
Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.
Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...
by SilentS March 20, 2009
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Get the Jewbag mug.THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!
by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018
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by Liz January 3, 2004
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