jewicide

the act of spending money with no regards of consequence.

i commited jewicide last night when i spent forty bucks to get into the club.

by j-law2000 April 25, 2009

jewican

Jewican; n. A mexican who is also a jew.

boy, that oscar guy sure is a jewican.

by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006

Jewicide

the act of committing Genocide on a group of Jews.

Hitler: Dude did you see that Jewicide I pulled last week.

Himler: Yeah man, we tag team'd that shit

by Equinox2100 May 21, 2009

Jewciest

When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School

Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.

by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

jewce

a sub par beverage made for the unwealthy, such as kool aide, and or great value products

hey Vince let me get some of that "jewce." said Barry.
"sorry man thats my last bit til pay day," explained Vince.

by jardin propeller June 12, 2011

jewiest

The maximum amount of 'jewness' one can attain. More jewey than any other jew.
Jewish times ten.
The most jewish of them all.

I met the jewiest jew the other day, he kept counting his money and when I asked him for a dollar, he gave me the jewiest look I've ever seen in my life.

by Shantal Nicole December 27, 2007

gin and jewce

A cocktail consisting of gin and Manachevitz or Mogen David kosher Concord wine.

It's Passover, so I ordered a Gin and Jewce. Gotta keep the traditions.

by NotActuallyJewish October 16, 2012