Jetton

The act of consuming large quantities of a mind altering chemical
ex. weed,alcohol, shrooms

verb. Dude I was jetton sooo much last night, I swear the walls were moving!!!

by somky April 22, 2009

Jetter

1. An argument of little or no value to any of the parties involved.

2. An argument that can not be won by any party involved in said argument either due to lack of proof, or being down right stubborn.

1. We'll never know if French Silk is really a pie, it's quite the jetter.

2. I was trying to convince her that I don't know Ed, it was quite the jetter since he was standing right next to me.

by The Banana King March 22, 2009

jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

by jimmybomm November 12, 2020

Jetted

Past tense; Jetted; to move with excessive speed or urgency, to be in a hurry.

Karen jetted to the comment section of her Neighbourhood Watch Facebook Group.

Kyle jetted urgently to his local liquor store before it closed.

When Brittany's husband got home, I jetted out of there before I had a chance to get dressed.

by Your handle here March 7, 2022

Wet Jetted

Squirting or female ejaculation

I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.

by zzzzzmegan October 5, 2015

Jetter

A member of the air force (airman) usually between the ages of 18-24 who drives cars with spoilers, hangs out at certain dance clubs, and often hits on younger girls.

How do you spot a jetter? look for the tricked out honda civic parked at the nearest middle school.

by Weird Ally June 28, 2008

Jetted

Another term for high. In the state of mind that you feel as if you are flying when you are on some other shit. Usually called booted, high or common term faded .

Me: Yeo are you good?
You: Nah bro I'm jetted out my mind.

or

Me: How yu feeling?
You: Yeo im feelin like im air I'm f***** jetted .

by Kevin Locks June 27, 2010