Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

A Jett

A North Korean boy with moisturized shaven skin and Leprosy that Molests children every Thursday

You're such a damn Jett!
That damn Jett just wondered what dick tastes like?
That damn Jett has weird smelling fingers
I saw a Jett yesterday in White Jeans
This one time, I saw a Jett eating 4 Yorkshire puddings, 2 slices of bread and a dollop of gravy for Lunch

by Chadely November 8, 2013

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

by seinakyou July 23, 2012

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.

That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.

by Keith75 April 16, 2008

Jetting

An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.

I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.

by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021