Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

Jenkook

Jennie x Jungkook = Jenkook

A BlackBangtan Ship = BlackPink and BTS

Jennie Kim: Golden Princess of YG
Jeon Jungkook: Golden Maknae of BigHit
GoldenCards: the Shippers

This ship is full of loving goldencardies, most likley the closest to their ideal type of someone,yes we are underrated but we give the biggest respect to people to other ships but if you do disrespect this ship we'll do the same to yours ;)

Omg!! have you seen the latest Jenkook moment, they're so cute

I am a proud Jenkook shipper and will protect these babies at all cost!!

I ship Jenkook.

by Hooman Bean :D November 26, 2018

George Jetson

Going to the bathroom while using the internet

I'm going to take a George Jetson

by Bluesbrews&bbq March 28, 2012

Jetro

they are wonderful person. Hot af and handsome af.

You look like a Jetro:D

by shawtyshawtyheart November 3, 2021

Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009