Jeter

- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad

Jeter is a fucking asshat, but then again he is a Yankee so that makes sense.

by Team Penis October 15, 2004

Jeter

a whore

Jeter blows.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

Jeter

team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself

jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!

by tjmaxxx March 25, 2005

Jeter

number 2 on the yankees; an unbelievably hott guy wit gorgeous eyes

dude check out jeter's ass

by jaydee October 17, 2003

Jeter

Talented shortstop of the New York Yankees, 3rd Best in the American League behind Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez

Ground ball to short Jeter smothers the ball and throws to first for the out!

by tony October 5, 2003

Jeter

1. Baseball player for the New York Yankees.

2. A question: jeter?

1. Derek Jeter plays for the New York Yankees.

2. "So at the party last night I got great head from this hot girl."

"Oh yeah? J'eter?"

by Billius May 15, 2004