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sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around
Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!
by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016
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jetpack

When the smaller person in the relationship is big spoon and is farting all night long.
After mexican and sex Nancy was Paul's jetpack all night long.
by J Dub Diggity June 2, 2011
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Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
by D-Hutch December 31, 2008
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Mexican Jetpack

A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.
Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.
by jewtewned December 5, 2007
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Jetpacking

A sexual position in which the penetrator begins by standing right behind their partner and hugging their shoulders from under the armpits. They then insert their penis inside the partner while the partner hoists them up on their back in a lazy piggyback position. The partner will then loudly proclaim, "Gotta Blast!" before running around the room in a circular frenzy.
Joe: Hey, why are you sleeping on my sandwich?

Jill: Sorry, I spent the whole night jetpacking.
by lidorgod April 20, 2022
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michaels_jetblackheart

The funniest lesbian on earth that might have a tiny obsession with Michael Clifford.
Did you here Michaels_jetblackheart posted a new video!
by Michaels_jetblackheart June 8, 2021
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Gentleman's Jetpack

An anal sex position involving two nude men wherein one man is giving another a low-riding piggyback ride.
Andrew is getting a "Gentleman's Jetpack" from Fletcher.
by DTM9 June 22, 2012
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