Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
by kariusvega April 19, 2018
The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.
by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004
by meetthetony August 28, 2005
A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 27, 2022
Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 7, 2014
Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009