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Derek Jeter 

A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."

Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."

Objective fan #1: "I agree."
Derek Jeter by Timothy Riel February 18, 2009

derek jeter 

The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
derek jeter by dool325 September 17, 2006

Dirty Jesper 

Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
Dirty Jesper by Ohnanawhatsurname September 7, 2021

Derek Jeter 

Is only the hottest player in Baseball (A-rod is close) But is awesome when under pressure. Just remember damn Boston fans who has more championships!
The best shortstop in baseball history
Derek Jeter deystroyed Boston in the 2003 ALCS Game
Derek Jeter by Melissa Braun January 12, 2005

Derek Jeter 

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.
Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.
Derek Jeter by hebpro November 6, 2007

Derek Jeter 

The most sexiest man alive.
Derek Jeter by Alexandra November 13, 2003