Jessi 

a girl who is so mean that when you pass her in the hall her glare will burn your eyes out. If that doesn't finish you, she'll obviously state at things that she gets 5 seconds later than you did if youre watching something funny.
shes so stupid that if you asked her to get you some medicine for a head ache she'll get your peptobismol.
she is a charlleton on almost every subject there is, and if you say she is wrong, she'll smile and then fart, then blame it on the dog. she is good however, with animals. she doesn't like to wear sports bras because they make her teen tits look small.

jim - hey did you see jessi the other day?

robert - yeah, and now i cant see at all. bitch burnt my eyes out.

Jessi by TheAngelsArchitect May 29, 2009

JESSI 

someone who has no butt, but acts like one everyday. she will become addicted to bouncy balls and then if she loses her favorite ball, she will cry. she loves dogs, and burned marshmallows that get stuck to the bottom of a bowl that doesn't go in the dishwasher. she LOVES to bite people's feet while they are sleeping. overall, she is a nice and very pretty girl

*fart*
"that was my fish" -jessi
"oh that is such a typical jessi thing to do" -person

JESSI by coco bean :)) December 4, 2016

Jessi 

An obnoxious literal child.

Ugh, you're being a total fucking Jessi today.

Jessi by Jessilovescats February 6, 2018

Jessi 

A person who gives off crackhead energy. Someone who's a bitch but is low-key about it

"seriously dude, stop being such a Jessi"

Jessi by BEEANS December 7, 2021

jessi 

the cutest baby in the world

my jessi is better than yours

jessi by coocoofordeeznuta May 26, 2022

Jessi 

Always best at comforting, trys her hardest to find a solution for a problem that’s not even hers, doesn’t understand how pretty she is to the point sometimes I wish she could see herself the way I see her, overthinks before she speaks because she knows words stick to people for the longest time, always trying not to hurt people she’s close to (at least me), so smart always getting straight As, grateful for things she have, appreciates little things, remembers small details and moments, overshares, overlove but last of all, Jessi is my soul-tied best friend who always tolerates all the bad things I’ve done and turn a blind eye because we’re together FOREVER

Person 1: Jessi is so pretty oh my god
Me: I KNOW RIGHT BUT SHES MINE
*fist fights*

Jessi by hyueruu July 6, 2023

Jessi did sex with a queenka? 

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka? by syafinaz? September 18, 2023