Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.
Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
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Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
or
Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009
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by Richard Black March 28, 2005
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Get the Cock Jerkers mug.A lumbosacral muscle strain with lumbosacral nerve irritation caused by too much lumbopelvic movement during coitus.
Word origin: jerjer - a slang cebuano word for 'extreme sex' coined from Cebu, Philippines.
Word origin: jerjer - a slang cebuano word for 'extreme sex' coined from Cebu, Philippines.
Patient: Doc, my low back pain's getting unbearable, it's hard for me to poop. I might have to claim for workman's comp.
Doc: Nah! You're just suffering from jerjeropathy; do some stretches, strengthen your abs, maintain proper body mechanics and get a better cushion so you'll be all set.
Doc: Nah! You're just suffering from jerjeropathy; do some stretches, strengthen your abs, maintain proper body mechanics and get a better cushion so you'll be all set.
by Pete Uptown October 14, 2016
Get the jerjeropathy mug.This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!
"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*
by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011
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(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
by flurrr November 10, 2014
Get the twerk jerker mug.The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
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