speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

buff jerking

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011

cross jerking

The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.

Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking

by Internet Fanatic October 8, 2013

Jerking off

When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion

Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off

by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021

Jerking off

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004