Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.

The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

Jenneda

A name of a beautiful, awesome, carring, wonderful, person

Jenneda is a great friend

by HA HA HE HE January 20, 2009

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Jenkey

Jenkey
ELECTRIC,LIVELY, FULL OF SPIRIT, ENERGETIC, VIGOROUS, VITAL, SPIRITED , HEALTHY, FIT, THE BASIC ENERGY OF THE UNIVERSE THAT FLOWS THROUGH EVERYTHING

Jenkey means an Exciting Electric Personality and a Lively Spirit .
Pronounced Gin Key not Janky

by Jenkey/Genki June 26, 2020

jenkem lab

A bathroom, especially a gross nasty ass bathroom akin to the one in Trainspotting.

Johnny is making product in the downstairs jenkem lab.

by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008

Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009