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Jellyfish 

(n) moving your hand in a jellyfish movement on a man's package while trying to give him a handjob. something most little eighth grade girls do to their older boyfriends, for lack of knowledge how to give a real one.
"Man she jellyfished me again):"

Man 1: "Did you hear what Drew & Kelly did last night?"
Man 2: "Nahh what"
Man 1: "Kelly jellyfished him again"
Man 2: "Damn eighth graders don't know how to give a proper handjob"

Jellyfish 

To go in for a fist touch, but stopping midway, yelling "JELLYFISH!" and propell your hand backward like that of the movement of a jellyfish.

Other variations of this would be snowman, in which you place your fists ontop and bottom of the other persons fists, snail, in which you slide your hand onder theres with two fingers up, and turkey, where, during a high five, you but your thumb out and slam your fist into their palm so that it resembles a turkey.
FIST TOUCH! *goes in* *Stops* NOPE! JELLYFISH! *goes backwards*
Jellyfish by Gremlin1992 March 25, 2010

jellyfish 

The thing that keeps from swimming in the sea
Not goin' in there's a fuckin' jellyfish there

Jellyfish 

A bodily fluid found in a woman's underpants with a consistency very much like a jellyfish.
"Girl, I think i just started my period..i better go check it out"..girl returns.."False alarm, it was just a jellyfish faking me out."
Jellyfish by Pirate Niki July 1, 2008

jellyfish 

To ejaculate. to produce seamen as a result of stimulous
Did you use a condom? No, I just pulled out and jellyfished all over her milk wagons.
jellyfish by windsor December 28, 2005

Jellyfish 

A person who is "jelly" or jealous. They are often found ridiculing other's acheivments.
Guy 1: Hey bro, check out my new rims.
Guy 2: They suck, man.
Guy 1: Wow, you really are a jellyfish.
Guy 2: I'm not a jellyfish!
Guy 1: Yes you are.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Okay.
Jellyfish by HushPuppy July 8, 2012