Jerkservative

A conservative individual or organisation (especially a rude one) who attacks non-conservatives over various reasons including not being a conservative, writing from a non-conservative perspective or merely opposing conservatives.

Jerkservative news sources like India’s OpIndia have attacked various non-conservative individuals organisations, including Wikipedia.

by XYZian June 8, 2020

Jelson

Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.

The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.

by jelsongon July 9, 2010

jelking

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.

I use "jelking" to increase my penis size

by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006

jelsa

Jack Frost and Elsa<3

Their icy love name

they are like JELSA, so cold, yet so hot

by vanilla_babe June 12, 2014

Jenksing

Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.

jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!

A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.

by Garymugg September 9, 2012

Jelsnes

Jelsnes is commonly known as the Siberia of Norway, both are frozen uninhabitable wastelands, and both have technology reminiscent of the stone age. The history of Jelsnes is mostly unknown because of the monkey-like inntelegents of the inhabitants, the literacy rate is situated between 0,5 and 2,3 percent depending on how intelligent the new generation is. It is said all of the people in Jelsnes are inbred and severely deformed except for a small percentage of the elite population. this group is often referred to as the Dolfers. This group is extremely intelligent and their average iq is 270.

"Have you been to Jelsnes?
"No, I have heard rumors they have just now discovered the wheel.

by Odd von Høsthatt November 21, 2022

Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.

Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.

by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011