Jepsen

A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen

-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!

by clashedwithin January 17, 2009

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway

That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.

by Dave K July 23, 2004

Jersey Mike's

The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said

Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's

by Nickanigga April 14, 2010

Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

Jersey Shore Whore

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.

by Mariann14 August 20, 2010

Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction

That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him

by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008