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Jehovah

Being what Ever he want to be
With jehovah all things are possible
by Jw.org May 28, 2018
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Jhonatan

Someone that has a very big long and juice penis. Usually medium height and likes to play a lot of video games.
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Jhonathan

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.
P1: Hey, do you know Jhonathan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
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Jehovah

Jehovah

Jehovah is the English pronunciation of the divine name. In in the Hebrew scriptures the divine name was written YHWH or JHWH (Tetragrammaton) because there are no vowels in Hebrew. No one knows how to pronounce this name because the Jews became superstitious about saying the name out loud before the time of Christ and the actual pronunciation was lost. Scholars believe it to have sounded like Yehowah or Yahweh. Saying Jehovah in English is like saying Miguel for Michael in Spanish, or like Yeshua in Hebrew is pronounced Jesus in English.

Jehovah means "to become," and it was a popular Hebrew name before God chose it. So when God chose this name for himself he was indicating that he would "become" whatever was needed to fulfill his purposes. The translation "I AM" as seen in Exodus 3 is commonly mistranslated and should more likely read "I will become," as is explained in the passages following.

The original scrolls of the Christian Greek scriptures didn't last long and when Catholicism came about in the 4th century YHWH began being replaced with LORD and GOD due to the man made doctrine of the holy trinity. (If Jesus were actually God, then it didn't make sense to keep calling Him Jehovah, even though that name appeared almost 7,000 times in the Hebrew scriptures.) But there really is no question that Jesus and his disciples used the divine name, especially when quoting and reading from the Hebrew scriptures where the name appeared. (See Luke 4:16-21 and compare Isaiah 61:1-2 in American Standard Version.)

Jesus said that he made God's name known to his disciples John 17:6, 26. And the book of Ezekiel repeatedly says in the end times "they will know that I am Jehovah." (Given that the bible you're reading honors the divine name and has not substituted it with LORD.)
Thou shalt not take the name of Jehovah thy God in vain; for Jehovah will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
by coupedehill September 23, 2009
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Jehovah's Wankers

An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.
"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"
by Turn the Lights Off August 4, 2016
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Jehovah

The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, of the Holy Scriptures, The Christian Bible.
In the beginning, Jehovah created the heavens and earth. Jehovah your God is a jealous God.
by Jehovah's Servant November 4, 2008
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jehovany

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.
Damn jehovany eat me🍬
by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017
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